Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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