these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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