im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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