I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think I am morally bankrupt
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
sex in a hospital.. check
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize