I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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