K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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