When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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