ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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