I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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