Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Randomize
