i was born a porn star she said
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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