Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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