shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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