He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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