I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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