I puked a lego.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
