Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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