But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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