sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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