have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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