im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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