She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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