What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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