I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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