weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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