Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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