Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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