Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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