He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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