before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My ass is underappreciated
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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