is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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