Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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