I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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