so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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