"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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