I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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