She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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