just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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