hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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