Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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