There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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