I only kidnapped one of them. chill
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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