i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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