I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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