Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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