I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
We had to coat check the pizza.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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