That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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