Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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