I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Your cock deserves a montage
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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