Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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