It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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