And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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