i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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