how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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