Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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