Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sober January is a disaster.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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