I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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